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(SINGING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
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FRED: You're looking at
the many noble rabbits
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who have served as
the Easter Bunny.
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If you've ever
gotten a basket of candy
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and colored eggs
on Easter morning,
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you have them to thank.
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Yes, even that guy.
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See, every bunny
dreams of holding the title,
but not just anyone can do it.
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You have to be majestic.
You have to be dignified.
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You have to be, well, a bunny.
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Or, at least you did.
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Hi. I'm Fred O'Hare,
the first human Easter Bunny.
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Sounds insane, you say?
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It'll make sense once you know
how it all went down.
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(PLAYING DRUMS)
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E. B.'S DAD: E. B.?
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E. B.?
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Where are you?
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Hi, Dad!
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Woohoo!
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Oh! There you are.
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Son! I was thinking.
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You are getting so big,
you're practically
a foot tall.
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Over a foot,
if you count the ears.
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I always
count the ears.
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(LAUGHS)
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So, how would you like
to go to work
with me today?
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Would I?
That sounds awesome.
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I said the same
thing when my father
first took me to the factory.
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I didn't use
the word "awesome, " but...
Down, please.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Thank you.
Go ahead, Son.
Take a look.
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Whoa!
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Look at all that candy.
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Come on, come on.
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See you.
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This is so cool!
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Oh, careful! E. B., welcome
to the Easter Factory.
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This is where we make
all the candy and eggs
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that I deliver to
the children of the world.
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It's pretty impressive,
isn't it?
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It's amazing, Dad!
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I'm glad you like it,
because someday
this will all be yours.
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Really?
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Now, come on, Son.
There's so much to see.
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E. B.: Daddy, what do you
call that thingamajig?
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Ah, the Marshmallow
Chick Machine.
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Loved them since
I was your age.
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When your grand-dad,
the Easter Bunny before me,
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took me on this
very same tour...
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Hello.
Hello, little bunny.
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What are you doing?
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We don't eat the candy.
We make the candy!
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But I thought...
E. B.
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This is my second-in-command,
Carlos.
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It's fine, Carlos.
E. B. was, uh, taste-testing.
Isn't that right, Son?
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Yup, I'm taste-testing.
It's great.
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Oh, dear me. No, no.
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Son, we're going to have
to work on your taste.
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Carlos, too much marsh,
not enough mallow.
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Exactly, señor,
I was just going
to say that.
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Phil! Too much marsh,
not enough mallow!
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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CARLOS: Phil! Phil!
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Phil!
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Hi, boss.
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No dancing on the job!
It's forbidden.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
Yes, sir. I'm very bad.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I am so sorry, señor.
I will deal with
this personally.
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Yes. Easter is
right around the corner,
Carlos.
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There is no room for error.
Sí, señor.
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Remember this, E. B.,
we can't make any mistakes.
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The entire world
is counting on us.
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This seems hard, Dad.
And I don't know
if I can do it.
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Oh, come now.
Don't you worry, Son.
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Yes, it's
a big responsibility,
but you'll be ready.
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You'll have to be.
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Why, in a few years
you will pick up
the Egg of Destiny
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and receive the magical powers
of the Easter Bunny.
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Now, let's move on.
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E. B.: Bye, Carlos.
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Okay, ciao.
See you later.
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Enjoy your life of privilege,
little bunny.
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(WINGS FLUTTERING)
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HENRY: So, how are
my kids doing?
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I had rehearsals for
the Easter play today.
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Oh.
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They usually cast
a boy as Peter Cottontail,
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but they made
an exception for me
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on account of my
singing voice is so strong.
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HENRY: (LAUGHS)
That's great, honey.
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Sam, how about you?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well, I'm up for
a big promotion at work.
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Really? That's terrific.
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Good to hear
that two of my kids
are working so hard.
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So, Fred. How did
that job interview go?
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I don't know
about that place, Dad.
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I just don't know
if it's really
what I'm looking for.
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HENRY: Really?
Did they pay money?
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Then it's exactly
what you've been looking for.
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Well, that's just crass.
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What are you nodding for?
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"Dear Fred,
as your mother I
have always loved you,
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"and it hurts me
to have to tell you
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"in this way,
but there comes a time
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"when every young
man must grow up
and leave the nest."
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You all prepared statements?
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Fred, we're just doing this
because we love you, Son.
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The Sadeki family
down the street went
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through the same thing
with their son Jordy.
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He just laid on
the couch all day
watching court shows,
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but then they had
an intervention,
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and now he
works in a pharmacy,
and has an apartment.
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I don't really want
to work at a pharmacy, Mom.
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Well, you need
to do something.
You need to get a life.
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You need to get a job
and you need to move out.
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Especially that last one.
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But I did move out.
And I had a job.
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Is it my fault
the company downsized?
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Fred, that was
over a year ago!
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You have to get
back on the horse.
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And you have so
much potential.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Sometimes I
think you adopted me
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because Fred was
such a disappointment.
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Wow.
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Alex, that is
a very hurtful statement.
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You're not denying it.
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Eat your dinner.
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Mom, Dad, I'm trying, okay?
I go on job interviews.
I had one today!
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Yes, but it wasn't
what you were looking for.
It's always something.
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You didn't like the commute.
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The parking lot
was too far away
from the building.
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The man in the cubicle
next to you smelled.
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He smelled.
Fred,
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nothing is ever
good enough for you.
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You don't want me
to settle, do you?
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Settling is fine.
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Dad, when I was a kid,
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you said that
when I grew up I was
going to do something great.
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Yes. But now I'm telling you
that you should
forget about "great,"
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and settle for
getting any job.
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We should have nudged you
out of the nest
a long time ago.
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Baby birds get a nudge.
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Giant birds who never leave,
they get shoved.
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(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
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E. B.!
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E. B.!
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Hello, Dad.
So, what do you think?
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Uh, what did I...
It was great! Really kicking.
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But, E. B., shouldn't you be
rehearsing your speech?
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You're about to be
crowned the Easter Bunny
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in front of
3,000 of your peers.
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Uh, yeah, about that.
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Yes?
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Look, Dad, (CLEARS THROAT)
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ever since I was
yea big, it's been,
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"The Easter Bunny
wouldn't do that" and
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"The Easter Bunny
has to be perfect."
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But I'm not perfect.
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I know that, Son.
But you'll get there,
eventually.
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But I'm...
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Listen.
You want me to be this.
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But maybe I'm not this.
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Just maybe, maybe I'm this.
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A sock? (SNIFFS)
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Ugh.
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Yeah, that's right.
I might be
a metaphorical sock.
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I might not be
a good enough egg,
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but I might be
the best sock ever.
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I might not cut it
delivering Easter baskets,
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but I might be
great at something else.
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Oh, the drums!
Why, I think that's fine.
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I think it's really
nice that you have a hobby.
Everyone should have a hobby.
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It's not a hobby, Dad.
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I want to drum in a band.
I want to see the world.
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E. B., the Easter
Bunny sees the world.
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Every country in one night,
making people of
the world happy.
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Really, Dad?
The whole world?
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What about China?
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(WOMAN YELLING IN MANDARIN)
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No!
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Look, it's candy, woman!
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Madam, please.
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All right. So,
we haven't cracked China yet.
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But, for all
those that do believe,
you will be there.
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No, Dad. I don't want
to be the Easter Bunny.
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Now, listen to me.
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Four thousand years of
tradition doesn't end
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just because one selfish bunny
doesn't feel like doing it.
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Look. Dad...
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No, E. B., you look!
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You are going to
be the Easter Bunny!
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Now you need to
get it together,
get rid of these drums,
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and get your
priorities straight!
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I'll see you out there!
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No, I don't think you will.
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Destination.
Where dreams come true.
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In-flight snack preference.
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Any baggage?
Just emotional.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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(WHOOPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Ow!
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I did it.
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E. B.: Hollywood.
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Right.
First order of business,
find a place to stay.
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Perfect.
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Fred, wait, wait, wait! Fred.
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Did you know
about this, Sam?
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Oh, uh...
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You did.
Okay, look.
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The rules of this
intervention state
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that I am not
supposed to help you, okay?
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So you can't tell anyone
what I'm about to do.
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No! I'm not going to
take money from you.
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Wasn't going to
give you money.
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We can call it a loan.
Fred, look,
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I got you a job
interview tomorrow
at my friend's company.
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I'm a little
slammed tomorrow.
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I know you're not.
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I'm pretty busy.
No.
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Look, it's an
entry-level position.
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Entry-level?
At a video game company!
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Okay. That's kind of cool.
I know.
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All right, look,
if it means that much to you,
I'll swing by.
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No, Fred.
You don't "swing by."
Okay?
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You shower,
you shave, and you show up.
The three "shs."
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Come on, Fred. You've
got to start your life.
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Think of this
as a reboot.
Right!
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It's time.
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Yeah. You know what?
You're right.
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In a couple of months,
couple of weeks,
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you're gonna see
a whole new Fred.
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Yeah. By Easter.
Easter is in two weeks.
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By Easter,
I'm going to have a new job,
a new place, a new life.
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Great!
Okay.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to go
sleep in my car.
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Fred, listen.
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My boss is on
vacation for a few weeks
and he asked me to house-sit.
246
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,684
Nobody ever asks
me to house-sit.
247
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,250
I know.
It's so weird.
248
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,965
Anyway, he has dogs,
249
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,123
and you know I'm
scared of dogs,
so take over for me.
250
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,604
Wait.
Your boss lives in
a big mansion, right?
251
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,961
Yes, in Beverly Hills.
252
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,963
And he loves his house
more than he loves his kids.
253
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,929
So you have
to behave. Okay?
254
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,968
Do not touch anything.
Do not break anything.
255
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,246
Do not go upstairs!
256
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,527
Wait, what's upstairs?
257
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,171
Fred.
Okay.
258
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,726
And do not forget
to feed the dogs.
259
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,887
Got it!
260
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,891
Thank you, Sam.
You're welcome.
261
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,206
I put the address
on the paper.
262
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,361
Okay.
263
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,524
But, Fred?
Yeah?
264
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,887
If you screw up,
I'll kill you.
265
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,326
(AWKWARD LAUGH)
266
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,526
Okay.
267
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,724
HUGH HEFNER: Listen to me.
This is the Playboy Mansion.
It's not a hotel.
268
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,966
Yeah, right.
269
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,169
But it says here
that ever since 1971,
270
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,208
the Playboy
Mansion has been home
271
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,249
to sexy bunnies
from around the world.
272
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,051
Friend, I can't see you.
Please step forward.
273
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:16,481
Now, I'm telling you
that I am both a bunny,
and incredibly sexy.
274
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,403
I don't have time for this.
275
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,166
Hello? Hello?
276
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,003
Maybe this is the rags part
of my rags-to-riches story.
277
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,684
(BALLAD PLAYING)
278
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,364
FRED: All right,
let's see here.
54 Broadway Terrace.
279
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,807
Whoa!
Look at this!
280
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,489
Hello, Fred's new crib.
281
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,051
Maybe this is
a good thing.
282
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,885
All great artists suffer
before they become famous.
283
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,486
That lady wrote
Harry Potter in a ditch.
284
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,562
But it's the hunger,
the loneliness
285
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,722
and exhaustion
that gets you really.
286
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,044
How could this
night get any worse?
287
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,323
I see.
Car accident. Thank you!
288
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,481
(THUD)
289
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,607
Ow!
290
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,007
Why?
291
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,841
Oh, ow!
292
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,606
It's still alive.
293
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,802
I've got to help him out.
294
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,281
This will do.
295
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,931
Don't you worry,
little friend.
296
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,081
I'm going to end
your suffering.
297
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,681
(GRUNTING)
298
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,001
No!
299
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,166
Who said that?
300
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,170
E. B.: Well, who do
you think said it?
301
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,163
Your latest victim.
302
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,367
You know what? We can
leave the insurance
companies out of this.
303
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,007
I could just, maybe,
come live with you
for a couple of months.
304
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,361
(GASPS)
305
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,881
(SCREAMING)
306
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:31,001
No, no, no!
Not real. Not real. Not real.
307
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,121
(PANTING)
308
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,126
Excuse me?
(EXCLAIMS)
309
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,530
You left your car back there,
with the lights on.
310
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,166
I'm just saying!
311
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,925
(DOOR OPENING)
312
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,927
(CLATTERING)
313
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,927
(FOOTSTEPS)
314
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,247
(YELLS)
315
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,284
Say something. Talk again.
316
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,127
I'm E. B. And you are?
317
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,290
I'm Fred.
318
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,967
Well, Fred, I am so hungry.
319
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,202
Have you got anything
in the old snack department?
320
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,086
Okay.
321
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,205
Here you go.
322
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,327
Oh! Oh! That's...
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
323
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,801
What is this?
324
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,811
What? It's Turkey Jerky.
325
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,327
First,
you hit me with your car,
and then you try and poison me
326
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,090
with a meat stick.
327
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,286
Why do you hate me?
328
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,450
Okay. Is there
something you'd rather eat,
you weird little thing?
329
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,960
Well...
330
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,401
Carrots!
331
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,641
He's a genius.
332
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,089
One carrot. Okay.
333
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,165
Time to hop away
out of Fred's life
back to the Enchanted Forest.
334
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,002
You're kicking me out?
335
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,085
Yeah. It's a bad time.
336
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,366
Yeah. Did some jerk
just hit you with his car?
337
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,323
That kind of bad time?
338
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,603
No, I'll tell you what.
It's fine.
339
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,603
Oh, me leg. Ow.
340
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,369
I mean,
you can't be expected to help
341
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,488
every innocent
creature you wound.
342
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,684
And I'm sorry if I
dented your bumper
with my face and body.
343
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,162
Do you want me
to look for some
baby aspirin?
344
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,449
No, no! You save it.
You might run over a baby.
345
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:15,048
Just pray that
sweet messenger of death
visits quickly.
346
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,884
Is that the icy hand now?
347
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,724
Okay, wait!
348
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,968
On the off-chance
that you're really here
and I'm not completely crazy,
349
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,044
and I did run you
over and you're hurt...
350
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,524
I guess you can stay.
351
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,168
Thanks, mate.
And I could bunk down
anywhere. Seriously.
352
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,006
West wing, master suite,
guest bedroom. I'm not picky.
353
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,170
Right. Okay.
What's this space, then?
354
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,881
This is a place for you
to stay for the night.
355
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,210
I'm not a car.
So why would I
need to stay here?
356
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,243
Look, it's not my house.
357
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,891
I'm not even
allowed to go upstairs,
and I'm human.
358
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,683
Sorry. What are
the newspapers for?
359
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,286
Because I'm not really
a voracious
reader or anything.
360
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,922
You know, you're an animal.
So, we all know animals...
361
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,287
I understand.
I'll just sleep down here,
362
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,602
among my poo and
pee like a pig.
363
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,886
If you like,
you use it as well.
364
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,761
Sorry.
365
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,971
No, don't reproach yourself
for these medieval conditions.
366
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,205
Yeah, whatever.
367
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,285
I'm going to go to bed
where, hopefully,
I've been all along.
368
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,091
So, good night.
369
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,730
Oh, okay,
I'll just stay here then.
370
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,411
By myself.
371
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,651
In the dark.
372
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,211
With the door closed.
373
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,927
(E. B. SIGHS)
374
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,408
Señor. Señor,
I have news.
375
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,167
Operations are
running at full capacity.
376
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,001
With my supervision,
we are right on
target for Easter.
377
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,731
Fine, fine.
But is there any
report on my son?
378
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,245
Yes, I have the report.
379
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,642
The sun will be shining,
foggy times are lifting.
380
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,406
Easter will be
clear sailing, señor.
381
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,001
Not the sun.
My son, E. B.!
382
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,170
That son.
Yes. I almost forget.
383
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,841
The rabbit hole was used
for an unscheduled trip
earlier this evening, sir!
384
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,084
What? You mean he ran away?
385
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,091
And at the height
of our busiest time.
386
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,004
It's almost unforgivable.
387
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,206
But how could he
just take off like this?
It's just not like him.
388
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,446
Please, señor.
Don't be too rash.
389
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,761
It's way too
early to disown him.
390
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,525
But I wasn't going to...
Wait a minute.
Are you hopping?
391
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,046
Am I? I didn't notice.
392
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,607
It just comes
so naturally.
393
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,681
(PANTING)
394
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:59,364
Anyway, señor, considering
your obvious
distraction with this,
395
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,804
wouldn't it be wise
to pass the mantle to,
I don't know, somebody else?
396
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,047
Hmm.
397
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,208
Let's see.
It would have to be
someone you trust.
398
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,210
Someone who is
comfortable giving orders.
399
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,402
Phil! Keep doing that,
but do it faster!
400
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,931
Faster. Gotcha.
401
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,884
CARLOS:
And stop dancing!
No dancing. Yes, sir.
402
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,809
Carlos, you're right.
403
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,566
I'm totally right.
404
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,364
Assemble
the Pink Berets at once!
405
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,961
I'm sorry. What?
406
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,491
We need to find E. B.
407
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,164
The Pink Berets?
408
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,245
But they're only to be used
in a situation of
extreme emergency.
409
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,325
This is pretty extreme,
Carlos. The Pink Berets
will find E. B.
410
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,927
They have to!
411
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,368
You can't ignore me
forever, Señor Bunny.
412
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,081
(POP SONG PLAYING)
413
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,161
(RABBIT EXCLAIMS)
414
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,927
(SNEEZES)
415
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,121
(EXCLAIMS)
416
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,407
(SIGHS)
417
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,766
Freeze!
418
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,802
(BEEPING)
419
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,646
(GRUNTS)
420
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,562
(SNIFFING)
421
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,481
HEFNER: Who's there?
Is this the same guy?
Don't make me come down there.
422
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,647
(EXCLAIMS)
423
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,891
MAN ON RADIO: 101 is
blocked due to an overturned
tractor trailer
424
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,445
at the Burbank entrance.
425
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,568
Weather is
a cool 72 degrees...
426
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,165
(RADIO TURNS OFF)
427
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,167
Rabbit.
428
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,001
Hello?
429
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,845
Talking rabbit?
430
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,240
(CHUCKLES)
431
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,525
Okay. Wow.
432
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,369
Dude, you are stressed.
433
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,844
Hi, Fred O'Hare.
434
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,888
Hey, Fred O'Hare.
Nice to meet you.
435
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,324
I'm Fred O'Hare.
You need me for this job.
436
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,324
You're going to
hire me for this job.
437
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,050
(WHISTLING)
438
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,722
Oh! The dogs. Right.
439
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,887
"Sam, until Daisy and Baby
are accustomed to you,
440
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,089
"please wear the safety suit
in the hall closet
when you feed them."
441
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,607
Safety suit?
442
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,526
Daisy! Baby! Come here.
443
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,681
(CLICKING TONGUE)
444
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,210
Let's go.
I'm on a schedule here.
445
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,005
(GROWLING)
446
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,727
Oh!
447
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,607
(BARKING)
448
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,609
(SCREAMING)
449
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,401
No!
450
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,249
No! Heel! Sit! Sit!
451
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,127
(SIGHS)
452
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,765
That's fine.
453
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,644
Okay, it's all good.
454
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,242
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
455
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,085
No, no, no!
456
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,761
(GROANING)
457
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,130
Look, Fred!
Can you believe it?
458
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,930
They've got
a drum kit in here.
459
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,121
What do you think?
Never had one formal lesson!
460
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,322
I am the Extreme Rock Master!
461
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,050
I know what
you're thinking.
462
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,167
(MUSIC STOPS)
No, you really don't.
463
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,044
Hey, Fred, what's wrong?
You look a bit put out.
464
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,441
Why are you still here?
465
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,046
You can't be up here.
You're in the forbidden
part of the house.
466
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,406
Yeah, but so are you.
467
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,245
Pick this up, man.
You've destroyed the place!
468
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,846
I wouldn't say, "destroyed."
I was just
getting comfortable.
469
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,203
What about your injury?
Huh? Your leg?
You're hurt, right?
470
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,802
Yeah, exactly.
I needed a soft bed
in which to convalesce.
471
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,042
Oh, I see. So, you climbed
a flight of stairs...
472
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,004
Struggled up each
stair is more like it.
Worth it, though.
473
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,011
That Jacuzzi
loosened me right up.
474
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,560
Jacuzzi?
475
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,210
(BUBBLING)
(FRED EXCLAIMS)
476
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,209
E. B.: Oh, yeah. You might
want to turn it off.
477
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,811
It was creating
a lot of bubbles.
478
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,200
No!
479
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,047
(ROCK MUSIC RESUMES)
480
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,690
My sister is
going to kill me!
481
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,127
Don't worry.
We'll clean it up together,
482
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,168
as soon as I've
beat my high score.
483
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,521
Hey, Fred!
Come on, your turn.
Pick up a guitar, mate.
484
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,282
E. B.: (MUFFLED)
Fred, I think we
got off on the wrong foot.
485
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,647
You said some things,
I flooded some things.
486
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,208
Let's start over again.
487
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,042
Fred? Why am I in a box?
488
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,847
This seems like
the sort of thing
a serial killer might do.
489
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,561
Is this going
to be a surprise?
490
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,603
All right,
come on. Out.
491
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,609
Oh! Are we
going for a hike?
492
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,451
Better! We're
releasing you into the wild.
493
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,800
The wild?
494
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,927
(RATTLING)
495
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,047
(GROWLING)
496
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,371
(SHRIEKING)
497
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,885
Oh, no, no, no. I'll just
stay with you, I think.
498
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,407
This place seems to be
dominated by carnivores.
499
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,291
Get out. Let's go.
What are you doing?
500
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,171
You're going to leave me here?
501
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,447
Yeah, there's lots
of rabbits out here.
You'll feel right at home.
502
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,927
E. B.: Fred, are we
locked in
a destructive relationship?
503
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,122
FRED: Get out.
Fred. You're
making a scene!
504
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,401
Get out!
505
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,605
Move along.
506
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,762
Look, Fred.
(EXCLAIMS)
507
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,767
Goodbye!
But I want to stay with you!
508
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,251
Fred, please don't go.
I'm already late. So go away.
509
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,410
Come on, man.
510
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,731
Fred, mate.
I'll behave.
511
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,121
I'll clean up my mess.
I'll do the dishes.
512
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,924
Not your problem.
There are no
dishes in the wild.
513
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,126
No. Fred.
But I'm special.
514
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,282
Well, we're all special.
515
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,643
(EXCLAIMS)
You're not getting it.
516
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,127
I don't mean special as in,
"everybody's special."
517
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,607
I mean, I'm really special.
518
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,487
(CLINKING)
519
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,166
What're you doing?
520
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,007
See?
521
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,206
FRED: Jelly beans?
522
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,327
E. B.: Mmm-hmm.
523
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,925
So what? So you talk
and you poop candy.
524
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,081
Could you do it in
someone else's life?
525
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,162
No, you're right.
It's not your concern.
526
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,086
And in two weeks,
maybe you can explain
to the children of the world
527
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,970
why they didn't get
their Easter baskets.
528
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,920
Easter?
529
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,365
What, Easter?
530
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,321
No way.
531
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,368
Yes, Fred.
I am the Easter Bunny.
532
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,161
(EXHALES)
533
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,841
Hop in.
534
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,883
Yes! I knew it! I knew it.
I knew you were real.
I knew it!
535
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,650
What are you talking about?
Of course I'm real.
536
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,801
No.
537
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,565
When I was a kid,
I saw you on Easter morning.
538
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,486
You did?
Yeah.
539
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,530
That was you,
right?
540
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,889
Absolutely. No question.
541
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,441
Okay. Because you do
look a little different.
Was it...
542
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,091
I don't know,
have you lost weight?
Or maybe it's the clothes.
543
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,248
You're talking
about the old guy.
544
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,364
Yeah. We got rid of him.
He didn't understand children.
Ah.
545
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,364
He didn't get that
children sometimes
just want to drum.
546
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,888
I mean, dream.
Sometimes they
just want to dream.
547
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,411
Children dream.
548
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,091
Yeah. So he had to go,
anyway, this guy.
Right.
549
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,607
Well, it's a good thing
you got rid of him, then.
550
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,801
Exactly.
551
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,451
So... Wait a minute.
Why are you here now?
552
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,491
Just doing
a little last minute recon
for Easter deliveries.
553
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,882
Finding ideal egg
hiding locations.
There is one. That's perfect!
554
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,367
Compiling a list of kids
with chocolate allergies.
555
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,927
That kind of thing.
It's all very technical.
556
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,246
I see.
557
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,401
Okay.
558
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,003
Oh, man. I'm really late.
559
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,162
Late for what?
What are we doing?
560
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,891
I have a job interview.
You're staying here.
561
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,804
But here is boring.
Let me come with you.
I could be a job reference.
562
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,161
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Look, I really need this job,
563
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,368
and I don't think anyone
there is going to be
able to handle you.
564
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,410
I'm not sure I can handle you.
So, just do me a favor?
Wait in the car.
565
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,287
Fred, I don't want
to get your hopes up,
566
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,886
but I think you're
definitely going
to get this job.
567
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,486
Be good.
Yes, sir.
568
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,961
I'll stay here and
guard the vehicle.
569
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,926
RECEPTIONIST:
2UP Games.
570
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,283
Yes, sir. I'll put
you through to Mr. Hill.
571
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,250
Hi, I'm Fred O'Hare.
I'm here for a 10:30 with
572
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,641
Mrs. Beck.
573
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,000
You're a half-hour late.
574
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,645
I know. I called.
575
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,410
That doesn't make
you any earlier.
576
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,561
Uh-huh.
577
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,526
You know, you're the first
impression people get when
they walk in here.
578
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,602
In many ways,
you are the face
of the company.
579
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,490
Fill this out.
580
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,285
Yes, ma'am.
(PHONE RINGING)
581
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,611
2UP Games.
Yes, sir. Can I help you?
582
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,286
(E. B. SNORING)
583
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,967
(ALARM BLARING)
584
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,281
(MUTTERING)
585
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,761
What is that alarming noise?
586
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,651
Oh, no!
587
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,010
Pink Berets!
588
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,001
(EXCLAIMS)
589
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,001
(GRUNTING)
590
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,404
RECEPTIONIST:
2UP Games. Please hold.
591
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,204
I'm sorry, sir.
Who did you
want to speak to?
592
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,686
Fred.
593
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,484
What are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!
594
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,050
This is serious.
I really need your help!
595
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,208
I need your help!
You can't be here.
You've got to go!
596
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,481
Fred?
Yes.
597
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,210
(EXCLAIMING)
Get me out of here!
598
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,806
Ah!
599
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,120
Mrs. Beck.
600
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,361
Yes.
How are you?
601
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,848
I'm well. I can't say that
I'm that impressed with your
punctuality, though.
602
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,888
Yeah, I have
half a dozen excuses.
603
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,923
But I'm just going to go
with a straight apology.
604
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,930
I'm really, really sorry.
605
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,042
Okay. Clean slate, then.
Thank you.
606
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,891
So, let's begin, Fred.
I'll show you inside.
607
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,927
(E. B. GRUNTING)
608
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,567
Whoa!
609
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,767
So, recent
employment history.
610
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,450
You haven't
worked in a year?
611
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,289
Yeah, my parents
have moved in with me.
612
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,966
That has sort of
been a full-time job.
Mmm-hmm.
613
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,401
It's fine.
It just gets in the way
of writing my novel, is all.
614
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,249
You're writing a novel?
What is that about?
615
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,649
It's about a crippled soldier
who, in the future,
goes to another planet
616
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,285
and he becomes
one of the indigenous people
617
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,926
who are blue and
live in the forest.
618
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,124
That's not Avatar?
619
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,411
Not really.
620
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,488
So, why don't
we take a walk
621
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,204
and I can tell
you a little bit
about the company?
622
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,406
Okay.
623
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,642
So, the good news is,
we tend to
promote from within.
624
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,001
But you'd be
starting in the mailroom.
625
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,082
Mailroom.
Is that a problem?
626
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,607
No, no, I love mail.
I get lots of mail.
627
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,286
E-mail,
snail mail, chain mail.
628
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,283
I am male.
(LAUGHS)
629
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,161
Speaking of mail,
that's Cody. Let me
introduce you to him.
630
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,921
He is being promoted to
junior exec and you would
be replacing him.
631
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,490
Wow. Congratulations.
632
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,647
Question.
633
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,007
I need 30 copies
of something, collated,
stapled, bound
634
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,645
and on my desk
by yesterday.
635
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,290
What do you do?
636
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,327
I would make 30 copies,
and I would do what
you said with them.
637
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,241
(SNIFFS)
638
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,330
I smell potential.
639
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,803
Oh, Mrs. Beck, I was
wanting to talk
to you about my lunch.
640
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,485
(WHISPERING)
Fred. Fred!
641
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,886
What is wrong with you?
642
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,803
This is
an extreme emergency.
643
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,769
You're ruining this for me.
You really need to go.
644
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,649
You're right.
I'll create a diversion
645
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,643
and we'll escape in
the ensuing chaos.
646
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,841
E. B., no! Get back here!
647
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,126
Fred?
Yeah.
648
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,170
I got a good
feeling about this place.
Where to next?
649
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,847
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
650
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,163
Sounding good to me.
But where is Ricky?
651
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,607
We need to put
a back beat behind that.
652
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,727
A back beat.
653
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,569
I think Ricky
went out for coffee.
654
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,681
(DRUMS PLAYING)
655
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,930
I guess he's back.
How you feeling, Ricky?
656
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,326
Yeah, I'm smashing.
657
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,085
(IN DEEP VOICE)
I mean, I'm fine.
I'm just fine, daddy-o.
658
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,201
(SCATTING)
659
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,406
Well, then let's do it.
660
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,527
(SONG RESUMES)
661
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,562
Okay, so this our sport...
662
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,521
Oh.
663
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,520
This is our sports-game
motion-capture studio.
664
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,681
Mmm-hmm.
665
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,405
In here?
Yeah.
666
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,527
Ah!
Hockey.
667
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,245
It's golf.
668
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,603
And this is our
sound recording studio
for our music games.
669
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,849
We've done
Extreme Rock Master,
Extreme Jazz Master,
670
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,571
and now we're doing
Extreme Blues Master.
671
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,762
Sounds like a cool idea.
672
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,881
Whoa,
you got the Blind Boys of...
673
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,810
(SOFTLY) Quit it!
I'm going to kill you
so bad! Get out!
674
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,843
Okay, Fred,
let's try and keep moving...
675
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,764
I'm all of a sudden
not feeling so good.
Oh.
676
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,729
Do you have a restroom?
Yeah.
677
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,881
Where is that?
678
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,930
(IN OWN VOICE)
That was brilliant!
679
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,321
(IN DEEP VOICE)
I mean, that was tight.
680
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,169
Sounded all right.
But I know my
drummer when I hear him.
681
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,285
So, who are you, boy?
682
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,808
Okay, I admit it.
I'm not a blues man.
My name is E. B.
683
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,604
I'm just some
guy off the street
684
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,489
with two sticks of
wood and a dream.
685
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,926
I understand if
you throw me out.
686
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,490
I get it if you don't
want to give me a break.
687
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,170
Hey, slow down, friend.
688
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,365
You know, we have a buddy
who is always on
the lookout for new talent.
689
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,849
And the man is a genius.
He is the godfather
of entertainment.
690
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,490
And he's having
auditions tomorrow.
691
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,963
The Hoff?
You mean he can help me?
692
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,280
If he like you.
693
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,840
Wow. Thanks, Blind Boys.
694
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,730
Good luck, little rabbit.
695
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,126
Wait,
how did you know I was...
696
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,487
Mmm!
697
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,125
Clever gents.
698
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,129
E. B.:
So, Fred, how'd it go?
699
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,850
FRED:
Don't say a word.
700
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,401
(GRUNTING)
701
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,890
FRED: Can I get a little
clarification, here?
702
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,490
Is this what
the Easter Bunny does now?
703
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,688
He just goes house to house,
messing up people's lives?
704
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,370
Well, that
is just hurtful.
705
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,687
Besides, you're
selling yourself short.
706
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,007
They were going to
shove you in the mail room.
707
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,242
Well, excuse me,
but I happen to think
you're better than that.
708
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,567
You don't know me, okay?
We just met.
709
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,765
I can tell.
You give off this aura
of untapped potential.
710
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,846
I do?
711
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,051
Don't pull that
with me, rabbit, okay?
I'm too smart for you.
712
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,810
But, Fred, I'm serious.
713
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,565
You're destined to
do something great.
I just know it.
714
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,927
I've heard that one before.
715
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,088
You'll find an awesome job.
716
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,407
Hey. Look, what about this?
717
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,165
Dog walker?
No.
718
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,890
TSA Officer?
No.
719
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,481
What about this one?
It looks exciting.
720
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,370
Wind in your hair,
hot babe on your arm.
721
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,210
That's a car ad.
722
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,721
You should buy that car, then.
723
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,921
(SIGHING)
724
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,607
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
725
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,245
Ah! Señor.
How you doing, jefe?
726
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,565
Am I disturbing?
727
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,400
It's never been
this quiet in here.
728
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,171
Yeah, it's so depressing.
729
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,289
You should clear this out.
Make a new den or a clubhouse.
730
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,085
Like a man-cave!
It'll be fun.
731
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,086
I called his
dreams ridiculous.
732
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,450
What kind of
father does that?
733
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,800
No, no, señor.
734
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,491
I will not permit you
to beat yourself up over this.
735
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,604
Anybody would be lucky
to have a father such as you.
736
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,967
Thank you, Carlos.
I miss him.
737
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,485
Me, too, señor.
738
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,251
A son is very
difficult to replace.
739
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,603
Difficult, but
not impossible.
740
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,006
Carlos...
741
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,162
What the...
What's that on your head?
742
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,442
What? My new earmuffs?
743
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,804
It's a cold spring
this year, you know? Brr!
744
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,687
Oh.
745
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,802
Anyway, what am I going to do?
746
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,649
I know,
how can you deliver Easter
747
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,764
with this tremendous burden
on your old, frail shoulders?
748
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,842
Hey, hey,
hey, easy
with the "old."
749
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,962
No, I'm just saying,
like, compared to me.
750
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,771
Surely you're not thinking
of making the trip yourself?
751
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,887
What choice
do we have?
752
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,008
We can improvise. I mean...
753
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,281
Does it even
have to be a bunny?
What?
754
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,523
I suppose,
given these troubled times,
755
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,288
even a humble
chick could do the job.
756
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,806
(LAUGHING)
757
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,641
Really, Carlos.
758
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,445
(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
759
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,001
Wow. I mean,
that is funny.
760
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,322
Can you imagine that?
A chick delivering Easter?
761
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,686
That's ridiculous.
762
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,245
Oh, dear me.
763
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,766
But I appreciate
you trying to
cheer me up, though.
764
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,810
Please. It is my pleasure
to amuse you, señor.
765
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,962
(LAUGHING)
A chick delivering...
766
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,687
Fred, I was wondering if...
767
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,564
Are you doing
anything tomorrow?
768
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,726
Tomorrow I get to
start my new job
at the video game company.
769
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,527
Wait a second.
No, that didn't work out.
770
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,688
I know. I know.
I'm sorry about that.
771
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,202
But do you know what?
Every cloud has
a silver lining.
772
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,722
And behold this
silver lining, Fred!
773
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,967
The Hoff?
774
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,769
Yes, please.
I just need a ride.
775
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,881
Mmm.
776
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,610
No.
Come on, Fred.
777
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,724
This is my one big chance.
I'll do anything.
778
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,402
Even get out of your life.
779
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,722
I take you to
Hoff Knows Talent,
and that's it, we're done.
780
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,604
Bunny's honor.
(SPITS)
781
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:53,767
Right here, mate.
782
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,644
It's okay.
A verbal agreement is fine.
783
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,643
Now, you realize,
you can't talk.
784
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,245
No. I can.
785
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,447
No, what I mean is,
you shouldn't talk.
786
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,130
What? Like, ever?
787
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,446
Yeah,
"ever" would be wonderful.
788
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,562
But from now on,
especially not in
front of other people.
789
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,803
They might freak out
and want to
dissect your brain.
790
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,809
Dissect? That's
a bit extreme.
791
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,968
There's an easy explanation
as to why I can talk.
792
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,889
It's a simple combination
of cuteness and magic.
793
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,361
Okay. Here we go. One BLT.
794
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,371
And one order of
carrot cake a la mode,
topped with, quote,
795
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,444
Whatever candy you have
laying around back there.
Unquote.
796
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,965
Uh, excuse me.
797
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,126
Is that a cough drop?
798
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,443
Yeah. It's cherry.
It counts.
799
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,489
It's a peculiar garnish.
800
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,329
Can I get some
chocolate syrup?
801
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,731
Sure, doll.
802
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,765
E. B.:
Thanks, love.
803
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,610
It seems my brain is
still intact, Fred.
804
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,843
E. B.: Fred,
I've just had an idea.
805
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,362
When I'm a famous rock star,
I'm going to buy
a mansion just like this
806
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,808
and make you
sleep in the garage
in a topsy-turvy switcheroo.
807
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,645
What do you think?
Oh, man. My sister is here.
808
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,131
You never told me
you had a sister.
809
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,926
There's still so much
we don't know
about each other, Fred.
810
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,604
If she goes upstairs,
I'm dead.
811
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,966
Why?
Why?
812
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,121
Let me take you
back to this morning
813
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,964
when you flooded
the bathroom and
you trashed the bedroom.
814
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,087
You remember that?
815
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,209
Fred, leave this to me.
I'll smooth it out with her.
Ow!
816
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,322
Hey!
Look at me.
817
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,327
One word out of you,
and it's rabbit season.
You got it?
818
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,324
Okay, I'm going to
run interference.
819
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,243
I need you to sneak upstairs
and clean up, quietly!
820
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,727
(DOOR CLOSES)
821
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,161
Sam!
Hi!
822
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,244
Hey, it's not a good
time for me right now.
I was just leaving.
823
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,685
But you just got here.
824
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,845
I know, right?
825
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,889
Hey, what are these?
Oh!
826
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,005
There you are.
(CHUCKLES) Mmm!
827
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,123
I'm on this North Beach diet.
It's carrots only.
828
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,850
That is why they're
all over the house.
829
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,684
I was going to
clean them up, though.
830
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,526
Okay, Fred,
how did the interview go?
Yes?
831
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,080
Oh! Thank you for asking.
Amazing! I aced it.
832
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,247
Really?
Yeah.
833
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,407
No way!
834
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,851
Why are you so surprised?
835
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,888
Fred, that's awesome!
Place could use me, too.
836
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,850
Don't get me wrong,
it was great.
It was good.
837
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,407
It was all right.
838
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,842
I just... I don't know
if it was for me, really.
It just didn't gel.
839
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,571
Something felt a little off
about the whole thing.
840
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,051
I didn't get it.
841
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,448
Oh! What? What happened?
842
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,127
It's kind of hard to pinpoint
any one specific thing.
843
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,084
Oh, Fred.
844
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,680
I know. I know. I'm sorry.
845
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,051
(WHIRRING)
846
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,761
What is that?
847
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,005
I wouldn't know
because I'm not
allowed to go up there.
848
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,481
And I haven't
been up there once.
849
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,689
Hmm. Okay.
850
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,442
Sam, no, you're not
allowed up there, either.
Don't go up there!
851
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,490
Sam, I'm begging you!
852
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,604
I can explain.
853
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,170
(GASPS)
Oh, my God!
Look at this.
854
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,764
(EXCLAIMING)
855
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,282
Look how cute this
stuffed bunny is!
856
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,564
Wow! Yeah. Oh.
857
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,525
So cute!
Isn't he?
858
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,409
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe we shouldn't
be playing with him
859
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,051
because we're not really
supposed to be up here in
the first place. So...
860
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,929
He's just so lifelike.
861
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,365
You think?
862
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,851
It's a little
freaky-looking to me.
863
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,289
Oh! Oh, he's so soft!
(MOUTHING)
864
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,291
And cute, and cuddly,
865
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,168
and warm.
866
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,640
Okay!
867
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,121
Why don't we put him back
before things
get uncomfortable?
868
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,770
No, I'm not uncomfortable.
869
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,968
Well, I'm
uncomfortable because
I'm looking after the house
870
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,889
and it's my responsibility.
871
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,525
There we are.
872
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,011
All right.
(E. B. IMITATING WIND-UP TOY)
873
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,691
Oh, my God!
874
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,810
Wow! Look at that.
He's a wind-up toy.
875
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,008
That is so adorable!
876
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,082
Yeah, I think
he might be broken.
877
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,731
Yeah, you're a broken
little guy, aren't you?
878
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,447
Hey... Ow!
879
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,881
(SIGHS)
880
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,685
Fred, I am really
worried about you.
881
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,247
Hmm!
882
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,925
Don't eat that.
883
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,243
You might not like the flavor.
884
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,971
Fred, relax.
885
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,287
Watermelon.
886
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,647
Can we go?
887
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,169
Look, Sam, I don't
want you to worry, okay?
I'll get something.
888
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,925
Look, Fred,
I just thought it would make
tomorrow night a lot easier
889
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,401
if you could tell Mom and Dad
that you had a job.
890
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,528
Whoa! What's
tomorrow night?
891
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,921
Alex's play!
The one she's been
talking about for weeks.
892
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,411
Oh, that is easy.
I'm not going.
893
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,324
Oh, yeah, you are.
Fred, come on,
she's your sister.
894
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,686
All right.
895
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,410
Wear something nice.
I'll wear something nice.
896
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,561
7:00.
7:00.
897
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,687
Don't forget, I love you.
I love you.
898
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,649
Put gas in your car. 7:00.
Bye.
899
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,361
Nice. Is she
seeing anyone?
900
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,841
No, she's single,
and she's looking
for a rabbit.
901
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,641
(SNARLING)
902
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,530
Wow! There's a lot
of people here, Fred.
903
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,083
Way more than I imagined.
904
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,247
You nervous?
905
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,005
Well, a little.
906
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,241
It's just...
907
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,011
I'm starting to
feel a bit sick, Fred.
908
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,163
I've never actually played
in front of anybody.
909
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,083
Come on. This could be
your big opportunity.
910
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,401
I know it's my big chance,
but what if I blow it?
911
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,244
Relax. I'll give you
a good intro.
912
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,169
I'll set you up,
you knock them down.
913
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,321
Yeah?
Yeah.
914
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,606
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
915
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,081
Thank you, Fred.
No problem.
916
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,524
Now, if you could please
remove your claws
from my shoulder.
917
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,090
Sorry about that.
That's my nerves.
918
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,400
Thanks.
919
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,767
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
920
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,770
Thank you.
921
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,921
Next.
922
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,281
(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
923
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,761
Next.
924
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,211
(WHINING)
925
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,963
(ASIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
926
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:18,921
Next.
927
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,201
(PLAYING)
928
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,566
Next.
929
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,127
Mr. Hasselhoff.
930
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,361
Yes.
931
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,441
May I call you The Hoff?
932
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,647
Yes.
Fantastic.
933
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:35,130
Sir, I realize that
you have seen it all.
934
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,411
But this...
935
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,643
This will stretch the limits
of even your vast experience.
936
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,648
What you're about to
see will mystify you.
937
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,400
It will challenge
the very scope...
938
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,131
Cut to the chase, my friend.
939
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,802
Okay. Uh...
940
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,488
I give you E. B.
941
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,401
(SWALLOWS)
942
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,961
(SOFTLY)
Come on, let's drum.
943
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,481
(EXHALES)
944
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,728
(POP SONG PLAYING)
945
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,209
Stop! Stop!
Stop, stop.
946
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,289
I don't want to hear anymore.
947
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,041
Come on! Mr. Hoff,
we've been waiting all day.
Give the guy a chance.
948
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,889
I gave him a chance.
949
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,844
I didn't like it.
950
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,205
I loved it!
951
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,722
Woohoo!
Yes!
952
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,402
Hoff knows talent,
and that rabbit's got talent!
953
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,609
Thank you, David Hasselhoff!
954
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,404
I will not let you down.
955
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:25,241
This is a golden opportunity
and one I intend
to realize fully!
956
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,926
Hey, wait.
957
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,929
You're not surprised
that I'm a talking rabbit.
958
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,806
Little man, my best
friend's a talking car.
959
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:40,122
Can you make it
to a live taping
of the show Saturday night?
960
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,765
I'll send a limo.
961
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,890
Did you hear him?
Did you hear The Hoff?
962
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,166
I'm on my way, Fred!
963
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,129
It sounds like
The Hoff really dug you.
964
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,250
I mean, he is a good actor,
but I think he was sincere.
965
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,161
Thanks, mate.
And don't think I've
forgotten our deal.
966
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,009
You've done your part.
967
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,600
And now I'm ready to
get out of your life.
968
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,965
Good. Yeah, good.
969
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,444
We've had some
good times, eh?
Haven't we, Fred?
970
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,288
Yeah, there were a few.
971
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,121
You validated my
whole childhood dream.
972
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,043
And then, what else?
(GASPS)
973
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,042
Let me think.
Good times.
974
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,006
Well, maybe just one
good time. But the
main thing is
975
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,203
I got to meet the guy
on my second grade lunchbox.
976
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,330
Hasselhoff, wow!
977
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,486
E. B.?
978
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,486
E. B.?
979
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,800
E. B.?
980
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,810
Psst! Fred!
981
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,207
What are you doing?
982
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,402
Pink Berets.
Pink what?
983
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,050
Pink Berets.
984
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,522
There is nobody here.
Oh yes, there is.
985
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,847
If they see me,
they'll take me
back to Easter Island
986
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,207
and I'll never get
my chance to drum!
987
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,766
Pink Berets? Huh?
Sounds super fierce.
988
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,490
Don't be fooled by
their adorable name.
989
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,484
They're the Easter
Bunny's Royal Guard!
990
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,891
But you're the Easter Bunny!
Aren't you?
991
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,889
Of course I am, technically.
992
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,001
What do you mean,
"technically"?
993
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,162
I'll explain later.
Just get in the car.
994
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,765
Look, I was supposed
to take over this year,
but I ran away.
995
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,284
What are you, crazy?
996
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,726
Who wouldn't want to
be the Easter Bunny?
997
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,126
That's, like,
the greatest job ever!
998
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,283
Yeah, you'd think so.
But it's what my
dad wants, not me.
999
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,967
He expects so much.
What's left for me to do
but let him down?
1000
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,805
Sounds familiar.
1001
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,528
Sometimes fathers
just don't get it.
1002
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,211
He told me I only
ever think of myself.
1003
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,282
Other times,
they hit the nail
right on the head.
1004
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,805
Come on, Fred.
1005
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,882
I know we said
we'd go our own
separate ways,
1006
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,564
but please,
you've got to protect me.
1007
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:47,721
Look, I'm sorry,
1008
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,643
but I can't really
leave you places,
1009
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,689
I can't really
take you places.
1010
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,410
And I've got to go to
my sister's play tonight.
1011
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,608
Oh, I like plays.
1012
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,849
We should go see a play
that my sister's not in
1013
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,570
and that my family will
not be attending.
1014
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,085
I understand.
1015
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,722
Just drop me off
at the bus station.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
1016
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,767
I could be one of
those street drummers,
1017
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,570
with a bucket!
1018
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,922
Hi. How you doing?
Good.
1019
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,163
Who's your kid playing?
An egg.
1020
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,844
An egg?
Yeah.
1021
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,809
Wow, that's something.
1022
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,406
My kid is the Easter Bunny.
1023
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,361
The one that
makes it all happen.
1024
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,920
All right, Dad,
all the roles are
equally important.
1025
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,691
Sure, sure.
1026
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,807
SAM:
Fred!
1027
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,201
ANNOUNCER ON PA:
Please get to your seats.
The play is about to begin.
1028
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,203
Hey, guys. Mom, Dad.
1029
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,287
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1030
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,767
(MUSIC PLAYS)
1031
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:57,085
(SINGING OFF-KEY)
Here comes Peter Cottontail
1032
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,527
Hopping down the bunny trail
1033
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,289
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way
1034
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,886
Bringing every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy
1035
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,281
Ugh! What is that
dreadful sound?
1036
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,728
(CONTINUES SINGING)
1037
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,685
Oh, no! They found me!
1038
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,525
Run for it!
It's the Pink Berets!
1039
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,687
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1040
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,088
Oh! Never mind, everyone.
False alarm.
1041
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,401
Please continue with
your awful singing.
1042
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,647
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1043
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,565
How did that
rabbit just talk?
1044
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,967
Um...
1045
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,251
Fred has been
studying ventriloquism.
1046
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,929
Yeah! I might
do it professionally.
1047
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,127
Woohoo!
1048
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,247
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1049
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,730
You're being ridiculous.
Stop it! Sit down!
1050
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,484
You should be
nicer to your son.
1051
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,085
It's just a thought.
1052
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,090
Who wants to hear a song?
We'd love to
sing a song for you.
1053
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,367
No, we wouldn't.
(ALL CHEERING)
1054
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,125
Stop making a fool
of yourself! Sit down!
1055
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,647
Absolutely.
1056
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,882
(SINGING) I want candy
1057
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,446
I want candy
1058
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,726
Take it, kids.
1059
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,527
I know a girl
who's tough but sweet
1060
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,281
She's so fine
she can't be beat
1061
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,201
She's got everything I desire
1062
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,401
He's really good!
1063
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,567
I can see his lips move.
1064
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,041
Sets the summer sun on fire
1065
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,561
I want candy
1066
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,888
I want candy!
1067
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,650
E. B.:
Just the proud moms now.
1068
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,927
I want candy
1069
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,251
Now the grumpy dads.
1070
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,647
I want candy
1071
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,162
All I want is your candy
1072
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,011
All I want is your...
1073
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,731
Chewy
1074
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:14,521
Fun to eat
1075
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,681
So darn sweet
1076
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:22,245
Candy
1077
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,362
We're a hit!
They love us!
1078
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,767
Here.
1079
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,284
Are those for me?
Mmm-hmm.
1080
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,567
Thank you. So sweet.
1081
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,723
Alex. Good job tonight!
1082
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,809
Wasn't she
a good Easter Bunny?
1083
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,803
Jerk!
(GROANING)
1084
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,365
Oh! Hey, Dad.
I was just leaving.
1085
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,405
Fred, seems like we made
quite an impression
on you the other night.
1086
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,641
Is this your new career?
1087
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,200
Upstaging grade-schoolers
with your
ventriloquist puppet?
1088
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,130
No, no, I got lots of
other stuff going on.
1089
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,327
Yeah.
1090
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,045
There it is.
What?
1091
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,482
That look.
The complete and
utterly disappointed look.
1092
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,800
Well, I'm sorry, Fred,
1093
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,724
but can you give me just,
I don't know,
1094
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,331
one reason not to
be disappointed?
1095
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,606
Well...
1096
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,007
Just one.
Yeah.
1097
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,966
Fred?
1098
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,727
Fred, where'd you go?
1099
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,604
Yeah, I'm right here.
1100
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:43,607
I just remembered
I have a really great
solid lead, actually.
1101
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,245
You do?
Yeah, a great job.
1102
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,765
Tell me about it.
I can't really
tell you about it.
1103
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,251
But it's big.
You're going to love it.
1104
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,650
It's really big!
1105
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,446
E. B.: Hey, what's with
the "Mr. Serious"
all of a sudden?
1106
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,648
Wait, is this where
you tell me you
want to see other rabbits?
1107
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,007
Because I'm
open-minded, Fred.
1108
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,888
E. B., I have
the most amazing idea.
1109
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,885
When I was a kid,
I told everyone
1110
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,451
that I saw
the Easter Bunny, right?
1111
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,045
No one believed me,
1112
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,565
even though
1113
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,365
he left me this.
1114
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,202
This chocolate bunny,
which I kept.
1115
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,166
Oh, dear.
1116
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,687
And tonight, it just hit me.
1117
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,840
I realized that it was
my destiny to see him.
1118
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,571
Just like it was my
destiny to meet you.
1119
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,649
It's all been
leading up to this.
1120
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,767
Up to what?
1121
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:39,963
You don't want to be
the Easter Bunny, right?
1122
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,570
I know who can
take your place.
1123
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,721
Who?
1124
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,727
Me!
1125
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,930
I'm sorry, Fred.
Would you mind repeating
that in my good ear?
1126
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,207
I want to be the Easter Bunny.
1127
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,841
What was that for?
1128
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,843
That is for people
who have gone loony!
1129
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,922
A human Easter Bunny?
1130
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,202
Come on, Fred!
It doesn't make sense.
1131
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,601
A bunny makes no sense.
You deliver eggs.
1132
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,963
If you wanna get all logical,
bring logic into this,
1133
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,127
you should be
an Easter Chicken.
1134
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,406
What? Come on.
1135
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,484
People might resist it
at first. But, hey,
change can be a good thing.
1136
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,410
You don't want the job anyway.
The pressure is ungodly!
1137
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,891
It did a number on me.
1138
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,849
Do you know there was
a period of roughly
nine months
1139
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,161
where the sight
of a colored egg
made me want to vomit?
1140
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,203
And rabbits are
physically unable to vomit.
1141
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,250
So it was just hours of...
(RETCHING)
1142
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,481
Nothing coming out.
1143
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,964
I don't care.
Imagine that, Fred.
1144
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,121
Don't care.
1145
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,407
If you can be a drummer,
I can be the Easter Bunny.
1146
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,290
Fred, you can't just
be the Easter Bunny.
1147
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,171
My dad has to give
you special powers.
Eh.
1148
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,681
Besides, the Easter
Bunny has got to be fit.
Ow!
1149
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,529
And you're a little scrawny.
1150
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,210
Finally, the Easter Bunny
has got to have
1151
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,770
lightning-fast reflexes.
Hi-ya!
1152
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:50,128
Knock it off.
I'm serious.
I can do this.
1153
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,564
I will be the Bunny.
1154
01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:00,285
The stubborn old bunny
refuses to crown anyone else.
1155
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,489
This can only mean
one thing, my friends.
1156
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,043
We are going to
have to take matters
into our own hands.
1157
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,161
(ALL CHIRPING)
1158
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,526
Um, um, um.
Carlos? Carlos?
1159
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,641
Yes, Phil?
1160
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,331
(STAMMERING)
We don't have hands, per se.
1161
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,361
No, it's a figure
of speech, Phil.
1162
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,481
Right. Got it.
1163
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,809
Too long have we labored
under the yoke of
the bunnies' tyranny.
1164
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,530
Well, no more!
1165
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,968
It's time for
the Easter Chick to rise!
1166
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,087
(ALL CHEERING)
1167
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,481
Um, um...
Yes, Phil?
1168
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,686
Just thinking out loud.
1169
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,287
But wouldn't it be
easier just to wait for E. B.?
I mean, he can fix this.
1170
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,966
Phil, if you love
E. B. so much,
why don't you marry him?
1171
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,451
E. B. is gone, okay?
Oh.
1172
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,885
There is a new boss.
1173
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,122
Really? Who is it?
Is it me?
1174
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,049
(HONKING)
Are you being serious?
1175
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,770
Yes. Hi.
1176
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,525
Just rehearsing
for the big
Easter sing-a-long.
1177
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,922
Okay, everybody,
this time sing
a lot more better.
1178
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,044
And one, and two.
And three and four.
1179
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,361
It's me.
Me, you idiot.
I'm taking over.
1180
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,771
Oh. I see.
1181
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,042
But first,
I must get in shape.
1182
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,089
I will be the Bunny.
1183
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,882
You know,
I've been thinking, Fred.
1184
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,281
Oh!
1185
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,565
Hey, E. B., what's up?
1186
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,881
Fred, listen.
You helped me
become a drummer.
1187
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,809
And how do I repay you?
1188
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,771
I jellybean all over
your dream. Well, no. No.
1189
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,406
I've changed me mind.
I've seen the light.
1190
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,563
We're going to do this.
1191
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,684
And nice job on the eggs.
1192
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,525
I told you I was serious.
1193
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,889
Seventy-two.
Conditioning is a must, Fred.
1194
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,361
Seventy-three.
1195
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:46,162
This is fun.
Just a couple of dudes
hanging out, getting buff.
1196
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,526
I could do this
all day!
1197
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,602
Me, too, Fred.
I feel great.
1198
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,287
(GRUNTING)
1199
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,762
Phil, how am I doing?
Be honest.
1200
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,289
E. B.: Next up,
speed and agility, Fred.
1201
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,523
I want you to run so fast
that you're just a handsome
blur with great hair.
1202
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,931
Ready? Go!
1203
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,407
(EXCLAIMS)
1204
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,090
Fred, that was awesome!
1205
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,527
For a couple of seconds,
you touched greatness.
1206
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,400
I can feel the burn!
1207
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,323
But it's good.
It's a good burn.
1208
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,771
Phil, too fast!
Too fast, Phil!
1209
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,081
(SCREAMING)
1210
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,286
Sorry, sir.
1211
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,049
Come on, Fred!
Keep hopping!
1212
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,963
Woohoo!
That's the spirit!
1213
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,008
The student is
becoming the master.
1214
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,401
The Padawan is
becoming the Jedi!
1215
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:43,565
The human being
is becoming
the Easter Bunny.
1216
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,202
I can feel myself
getting stronger.
1217
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,811
Phil? How do I
look from back there?
1218
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,204
My buttocks,
they are pretty firm, yeah?
1219
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,209
It's a wonderful
butt, Carlos.
1220
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,888
Sí, sí, I know.
1221
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,124
That's very good,
1222
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,961
in a crude, primitive,
offensive-to-me-personally
kind of way.
1223
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,207
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1224
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,280
What do you think?
1225
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,407
Uh...
1226
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,681
CARLOS: It's a little too
hot for the kids, no?
1227
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,006
(EXCLAIMS)
1228
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:34,130
Very impressive!
But I can bet you
can go even faster.
1229
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:38,121
Way to go!
Stay calm, Fred.
Dogs can smell fear.
1230
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,328
And you have nothing
to fear but fear itself,
1231
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,402
and this dog I'm riding on.
1232
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,201
Wow!
1233
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,090
Nice work, Fred.
1234
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,727
(YAWNS)
1235
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,087
(SNORING)
1236
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,321
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1237
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:20,967
(GASPS)
1238
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,088
Oh, no. Not today.
1239
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,480
(SNEEZES)
1240
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,247
(GROWLING)
1241
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:40,607
(DOGS WHIMPER)
1242
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:00,967
(EXCLAIMS)
1243
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,362
(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC)
1244
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,161
(MUSIC GETS LOUDER)
1245
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:23,527
Ah!
1246
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,045
(GASPS)
What about Fred?
1247
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,364
He'll be all right.
1248
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,607
(WHISTLES)
1249
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,766
(GASPS)
1250
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,603
(GASPING)
1251
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,681
Whoa.
1252
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,003
Hey, I know you guys.
1253
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:05,363
You're the Pink Berets,
right? Ha!
1254
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,604
E. B. said you guys
were so scary,
but you're really...
1255
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,603
You're really adorable.
1256
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:16,807
Oh.
1257
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,041
(GROANING)
1258
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,690
Easter Island.
1259
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:52,961
Oh.
1260
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,805
They brought me here
to lead them in all things
Easter, of course!
1261
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,925
Hello, my fellow Easter-teers.
1262
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:10,409
I am truly, truly humbled
by your choice in me.
1263
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,366
And as I stand
before you, I...
1264
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,566
(CHIRPING)
1265
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,721
Oh.
1266
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,047
Is this part of
the coronation ritual?
1267
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,201
Phuh!
1268
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,840
Murderer!
1269
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,002
Picking up a little
tension in the room.
1270
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,526
Carlos!
What's going on?
1271
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,728
Who is this person
and what's he doing here?
1272
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,728
Wow, you're him.
1273
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,365
The big guy.
I'm Fred O'Hare.
I met you...
1274
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,920
Well, I didn't meet you.
I saw you when I was a kid.
1275
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,047
You look great.
1276
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,690
Señor Bunny,
brace yourself.
1277
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,969
This heartless human,
he has killed your son!
1278
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,764
What? E. B.?
1279
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,764
Did you say "kill"?
1280
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,490
No, I didn't kill E. B.
1281
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:55,880
Oh! Liar!
1282
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,964
This can't be so.
Where are the Pink Berets?
1283
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,644
(GASPS) No!
1284
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,651
Wait a minute.
That's not...
1285
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,410
Silence, human!
1286
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:17,689
Can't you see
you have broken
his poor old heart?
1287
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,121
Are you kidding me?
1288
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,009
Old friend,
I share your sorrow.
1289
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,646
E. B. was like
your son to me.
1290
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,565
I'm trying to
keep it together.
1291
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,564
But don't you worry,
I will take care of Easter.
1292
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,167
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Does
anyone care that that's
a Butterball turkey?
1293
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,328
No, no, that is E. B.
1294
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,442
He has the same
shirt and everything.
1295
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,443
My deepest condolences.
1296
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,040
Attention, all bunnies.
1297
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,323
There will be
a service for E.B.
in the egg painting room.
1298
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,684
Carrots and coffee to follow.
1299
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,167
Carlos. What are you up to?
1300
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,604
It's called
a coup d'état.
1301
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,047
Which is French
for coup d'état!
1302
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,645
(LAUGHING OMINOUSLY)
1303
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,926
But, Carlos.
1304
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,361
You've been my most trusted
number two for years.
1305
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:11,051
Guess what? I am sick
of doing number two.
1306
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,527
It is our time
for number one!
1307
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,324
Yeah? We the bosses now.
1308
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,765
All hail Carlos!
1309
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,848
We the bosses!
We the bosses!
Woohoo!
1310
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,365
E. B.'S DAD:
Pink Berets!
1311
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,167
(GRUNTING)
1312
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,881
(CHOCOLATE HARDENS)
1313
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,731
Seize him!
1314
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:38,841
Woohoo!
1315
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,563
Hey! Don't do that.
1316
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,002
He's a beloved holiday icon!
1317
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,127
No!
1318
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,480
(E. B.'S DAD SCREAMING)
1319
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,084
You can do this.
You are the world's
best rabbit drummer.
1320
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,289
You are a superstar.
1321
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,161
You are a jerk
for abandoning Fred.
1322
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,288
Hey, I don't need
that kind of voice
in my head!
1323
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,767
Yeah, well, you
should have thought of that
before you abandoned Fred.
1324
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,683
Look, you better tell me
something positive about me.
1325
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,201
I can't.
You abandoned Fred.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1326
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:10,805
Oh! Hello,
who is this
gorgeous devil?
1327
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:13,810
Is Eb in here, please?
1328
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,167
"Eb"?
1329
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,805
It's "E. B." That's me.
1330
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,801
Oh, all right, well, E. B.,
you're wanted on
stage in two minutes.
1331
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,128
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1332
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,966
Welcome to Hoff Knows Talent.
1333
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:38,330
You guys look great.
There are all kinds of
exciting acts tonight.
1334
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,011
HASSELHOFF:
There he is.
1335
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,845
How's my little guy?
1336
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,767
Actually, David Hasselhoff,
I've got a problem.
1337
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,887
Hmm.
1338
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,085
Is it the jitters?
1339
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,767
Believe me,
even I used to get them.
Now, I find a good way...
1340
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,683
No, it's not
the jitters, David.
1341
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,361
I'm starting to realize
I might be
a really selfish rabbit.
1342
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:06,845
Look, I love drumming.
1343
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:08,564
But when my
friend needed me most,
1344
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:12,042
I left him in a house
full of highly
trained ninja bunnies.
1345
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,650
What am I going to do?
1346
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:15,481
Hmm.
1347
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,291
A dilemma as old
as time itself.
1348
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,931
I know that if
I left right now,
I'd be giving up fame.
1349
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,968
And untold riches.
And untold riches.
1350
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,690
And all the bunnies
you could ever want.
1351
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,841
Yes, and all the...
1352
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,002
You're not really
helping much, David.
1353
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,684
Like, at all!
1354
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,321
And Fred could be
in real trouble.
1355
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,171
Go to him.
1356
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,207
Go to him.
1357
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,408
ANNOUNCER:
Give it up for
Mr. David Hasselhoff!
1358
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,530
It's The Hoff!
1359
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,681
Fred?
1360
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,690
Anybody home?
1361
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:00,201
Fred?
1362
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,201
Uh-oh.
1363
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:18,408
CARLOS: The Easter moon
is on the rise.
1364
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:19,846
At midnight,
1365
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:24,847
her radiant beams
will fill up the Egg
of Destiny with magic.
1366
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,930
Then, at last, Señor Bunny,
1367
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,765
I will be Easter's new king!
1368
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,490
Carlos, I'm
warning you!
1369
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,882
The Egg of Destiny
is too dangerous in
the hands of a chick.
1370
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,361
Its power can only
be wielded by a bunny.
1371
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,364
Oh, yes?
Well, look at me wielding.
I'm wielding!
1372
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:43,841
Ooh-ooh. I'm wielding
it again. Okay?
1373
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:47,203
Oh, Carlos, can I wield
the Egg of Destiny? Please?
1374
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,327
No.
1375
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:49,606
Can I at least touch it?
1376
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,609
Ow!
There, you touched it.
1377
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:52,841
That was harsh.
1378
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,604
But, Carlos,
think of the children.
1379
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,523
Yes, but I am! The childrens.
1380
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,001
They don't want
candy and chocolate.
1381
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,366
From now on,
1382
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:04,843
their baskets will be filled
with clumps of bird seed,
dried crickets,
1383
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:07,730
and the world's finest worms!
1384
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,123
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
1385
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,686
ALL: Mmm!
1386
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:15,321
Have you
completely lost your mind?
1387
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,290
Silence! You see,
this is why he must go.
1388
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,524
It's this lousy attitude
of his. Well, no more!
1389
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,245
The more sensitive
chicks in the room
may want to avert their eyes.
1390
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:29,369
What about
a compromise, okay?
1391
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,205
The bunny gets Easter
one year and the chick
gets it the next.
1392
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,850
Enough of the chitty-chatty.
1393
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:36,651
Bye-bye, Easter Bunny.
1394
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,285
Hello! Hey, everyone.
1395
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,887
I'm back. Yep,
it was all a big mistake,
but I'm alive.
1396
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,486
Hey, Larry, Kyle,
what are you doing in there?
1397
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,767
E. B.'S DAD:
E. B.! You're alive!
1398
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:48,080
E. B.!
1399
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,170
Dad? Fred? What's going on?
1400
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,883
Gummy cannons! In position.
Fire at will!
1401
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,327
(E. B. SCREAMING)
1402
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,326
That hurt!
1403
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,970
Put him on the belt, boys.
1404
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,647
Dice him, slice him,
and pulverize him!
(LAUGHING OMINOUSLY)
1405
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,330
That is a bit excessive.
1406
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,527
Oh, no! E. B.!
Son!
1407
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,291
The reign of
the bunny is over!
1408
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:14,927
Oh!
1409
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,527
Somebody help!
Help us!
1410
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:21,401
What are you doing?
Don't worry, Dad, Fred.
I'll be right there.
1411
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,042
To the Egg Sleigh!
And step on it!
1412
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:30,887
(SNIFFING)
1413
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,284
Are these ropes made
of black liquorice?
1414
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,880
Yes, yes, they are.
Horrible stuff!
1415
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,081
We can eat through them.
1416
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,402
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
I suppose you can.
1417
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:50,247
You see, my friends?
It is just like
I told you, no?
1418
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,449
Oh, tonight is going to
be a very big night!
1419
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:57,327
(EXCLAIMING)
I'm flying!
1420
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,643
Without even
flapping my tiny wings.
1421
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,726
Everything is
coming up Carlos!
1422
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:04,967
(LAUGHING)
1423
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:10,411
Got it!
Good man, Fred.
1424
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,046
Hop on.
1425
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,446
All right. Let's go!
1426
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:18,731
I'm starting to get a sense
of impending doom now.
1427
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,045
Ow! (GASPS)
1428
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:25,961
(EXCLAIMS)
1429
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,328
No!
1430
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,770
(EXCLAIMING)
1431
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,805
(EXHALES)
1432
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,081
(EXCLAIMS)
1433
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:50,847
I made it!
1434
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:53,764
All right. Here we go!
Come on, Fred!
1435
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:54,927
FRED: Whoa!
1436
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:59,171
Look, Fred!
There he is. It's E. B.!
E. B.!
1437
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:01,607
The Egg Sleigh!
You've got to stop Carlos!
1438
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,250
Don't worry, Dad!
I'm on it!
1439
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,287
(LAUGHING)
1440
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,962
The power is
surging through my veins!
1441
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,087
(LAUGHS)
1442
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,689
It's good to be the king.
1443
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:15,841
(LAUGHING) Eh?
1444
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:16,967
(GRUMBLING)
1445
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,766
What is happening to me?
1446
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,247
(EXCLAIMS)
1447
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:30,005
Uh-oh.
1448
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,487
(EXCLAIMS)
1449
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,567
(GRUNTING)
1450
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,287
Whoa!
1451
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,371
Come on out, Carlos.
It ends here!
1452
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,886
You think you can
just take over Easter?
1453
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,604
Well, guess what?
1454
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,651
(LAUGHING OMINOUSLY)
1455
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,888
I actually think
you're on to something.
1456
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,088
You're a bright man,
you're an innovator.
1457
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,488
I like it.
Give it a whirl.
1458
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,405
(YELLING)
1459
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,248
(PANTING) One second. Hey!
1460
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,126
You finish?
1461
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,611
Um... Not quite.
1462
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:09,767
(EXCLAIMING)
1463
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:15,361
Take that!
1464
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,567
(LAUGHS OMINOUSLY)
1465
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:19,406
E. B.: Get off!
1466
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,600
Whoa!
1467
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:28,800
Incoming!
1468
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:30,007
Why?
1469
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,240
Bunny slam!
1470
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,367
Ow!
1471
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:38,641
You father was a fool
to think you would ever
amount to anything.
1472
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:39,801
(LAUGHING)
1473
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,282
(SINGING) Here comes
Carlos Yellowtail
1474
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,362
Hopping down the chicky trail
1475
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,569
Easter is coming your way
1476
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:51,051
Okay, Phil,
initiate take-off procedures.
1477
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:52,167
PHIL: Aye-aye, Captain!
1478
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:54,211
Chicks, fall in!
1479
01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,689
Attention!
1480
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:02,007
PHIL: Here we go.
1481
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,565
Right flaps!
1482
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,165
Left flaps!
1483
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,004
Okay, we're good to go!
1484
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,082
(DRUMMING)
1485
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:17,888
Let's go, Phil.
Easter is waiting.
1486
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,161
Righty-o.
1487
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,087
Uh-oh.
1488
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,565
Oh, boy.
1489
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,642
Phil, let's get
this bird in the air!
1490
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,321
Yeah!
1491
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,566
CARLOS: Phil!
1492
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:41,927
Knock off the dancing!
1493
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:44,122
Yes, sir. Sorry.
Lifting off!
1494
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:47,408
No way! The show is not over.
1495
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,286
CARLOS: Phil!
1496
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,001
What are you doing?
Fly us straight!
1497
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:02,764
(DRUMMING CONTINUES)
1498
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,161
No, no, Phil!
1499
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,442
Knock it off!
Keep her level!
1500
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,166
No, Phil.
1501
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,487
Phil! Phil!
1502
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:14,363
Phil! Please, Phil!
1503
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,481
Phil!
1504
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,122
Phil, I'm feeling a little...
1505
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:30,649
Will you please stop dancing?
1506
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,850
CARLOS: Phil!
1507
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,964
Woohoo!
Yeah, that's right!
1508
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,888
(GRUNTING) This is not over!
1509
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:52,167
Ah-ha!
1510
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,325
Thank you very much.
1511
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,521
Dad!
1512
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,727
E. B.!
1513
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,408
I was so worried, Son.
1514
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:16,680
I'm so sorry for
all the things I said.
1515
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,611
Me, too, Dad.
1516
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,761
And your friend, here.
He saved my life.
1517
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,884
He was magnificent!
1518
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,451
Well, I...
1519
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,371
I kind of was.
1520
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:31,885
Hey, thanks, Fred.
1521
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:35,045
Well, Easter's in a few hours.
I have to get going.
1522
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,246
What?
1523
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,404
Dad, I'm ready.
1524
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,925
But, E. B.,
what about your dream?
1525
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,324
I'm still going to
be a drummer, Dad.
1526
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,448
But I can be
the Easter Bunny, too.
1527
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,403
There's just one thing.
1528
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:49,561
(WHISPERING)
1529
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,166
All right, then.
1530
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:55,925
Fredrick O'Hare.
1531
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,007
Yes, sir.
1532
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,244
Please step forward.
1533
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,164
Down on one knee.
1534
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,004
Left or right,
doesn't matter.
1535
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:12,530
And now, place your forefinger
on the Egg of Destiny.
1536
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:14,327
Oh...
1537
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,931
E. B., you as well.
1538
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,929
By the power vested in me,
1539
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,924
I pronounce E. B.
and Fred O'Hare
1540
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:30,282
co-Easter Bunnies.
1541
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:31,966
Hear, hear!
1542
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,281
(ALL CHEERING)
1543
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,967
Wow!
1544
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:38,205
(CHEERING)
1545
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:45,046
Now go forth and deliver!
1546
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,441
Woohoo!
1547
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,650
(FRED WHOOPING)
1548
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:04,367
Wonderful brunch, Bonnie.
1549
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:05,567
Thank you, dear.
1550
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:07,244
It is delicious.
1551
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,645
Totally agree.
This is amazing, Mom.
1552
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:13,487
You should open a restaurant.
I'm serious.
1553
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:16,767
That is a very nice
thing to say, Fred.
1554
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:20,049
And can I say that
I love your costume?
1555
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,243
I think it is so cheerful.
1556
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,685
Thanks, Mom.
1557
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,206
But it's a uniform.
1558
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,087
(SIGHS)
1559
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:34,401
I'm so tired.
1560
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:36,569
Yeah, you were up very late
delivering pizzas.
1561
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,131
Easter baskets.
1562
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,885
Every time you say
"Easter baskets,"
I hear "pizza."
1563
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,365
It just helps me cope.
1564
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,283
Guys,
can we not do this today?
1565
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:46,600
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1566
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,205
Oh, they're here.
1567
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,045
This is exciting.
1568
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,809
That is my
co-Easter Bunny.
1569
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,565
Hey, why don't you
guys come see me off?
It'll be fun.
1570
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,162
Well, that's weird.
Who do you think it is?
1571
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:06,045
I don't know.
1572
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,921
Wow.
1573
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,121
HENRY: Fred.
1574
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,201
Fred, wait.
1575
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,525
This is
1576
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:30,606
amazing!
1577
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,165
I know, right?
1578
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,284
It's pretty cool, huh?
1579
01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:38,047
(SIGHS) I'm sorry I gave
you such a hard time.
1580
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,526
Aw, Dad, come on.
You don't have to...
1581
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,204
I'm proud of you.
1582
01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:51,971
Thanks, Dad.
1583
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,365
Easter Bunny.
1584
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:57,686
Wow!
1585
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,525
The one who
makes it all happen.
1586
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,367
Say the words, Fred.
Bring it home.
1587
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:12,002
Happy Easter to all!
And to all,
a good mid-to-late morning.
1588
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:21,046
FRED: On Cheepers! On Peepers!
On Biscuit and Buzzy!
1589
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,123
On Chucky! On Clucky!
1590
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,567
On Feathers and Carlos.
1591
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,961
E. B.: Yeah, come on, Carlos.
Put your back into it.
1592
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:32,200
I've been flapping all night,
so just cut me
some slacks, okay?
1593
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:36,323
One little coup
and suddenly I'm
everybody's chump.
1594
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:43,131
(BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN)
1595
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:50,122
Fred, what did she say?
Was that about me?
1596
01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:51,287
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
1597
01:34:54,120 --> 01:34:57,727
You speak Chinese?
Just when I think I
can't love you any more...